The ghost of my leg loots the Ogre - Magz
Come out! We’ve got porridge! - Phil
It’s amazing what people can’t do with a whole bunch of sacks - Neil
Sandy has detachable mooning flaps! - Magz
OK, I’ll do some ranged medicine - Neil
You can’t do surgery with a pike! - Tony
It was all going so well... When? Right up until it all went wrong! - Magz
Barman - is this your Moose? - Tony
Let’s do a jailbreak and take the guards with us! - Sandy
I can go quite fast and I don’t have wheels - Neil
(Concerning some ripped trousers) I have a needle and some rope - Magz
You see some half chewed nothings... - Neil
Why don’t we disguise the donkey as a goat? - Anon
(A bear is approaching, roughly 40ft away...) We could dig a bear trap! - Magz
We could disguise the goat as a donkey - Anon
I run up to the bear and play dead - Magz
(Later, as she lies bleeding on the ground,) Remind me never to charge a bear again. - Magz
Make listening noises - Neil
He’s obviously evil - he’s got a book! - Alan
Neil - ‘There are two humans and a mule’ Magz- ‘...So, what are the non-humans? ‘ Neil - ‘A mule...’
Cast ‘pass without trace’, then leave footprints so you can find your way back - Alan
(Concerning an underwater city made of reeds...) We’ll set fire to it to destroy the entire thing! - Raymond
Put your sundial forward an hour so you can pretend it’s dawn an hour earlier - Magz
Ah but she is one of the defence attorneys, so of course she’s lying! - (second PC defence attorney)
(The Dwarven Warrior is asked to knock on a wall in an attempt to find secret passages...) But I might hurt my knuckles - Adam D.
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